These “tax jokes” are the creative genius of The Unknown Tax Comic, who writes exclusively for TaxConnections. For more hilarious tax jokes, check out the Unknown Tax Comic’s blog at TaxConnections.

♦ Did you ever notice that when you put the words “The” and IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS” – Unknown

♦ A tax accountant and a lawyer were laying on a beach in Hawaii sipping mai tai’s. The lawyer started telling the tax accountant how he came to be there. “I had this downtown property in Memphis that caught fire and after the insurance paid off, I came here. “The taxaccountant said, “I had a downtown property, too, in Miami. It got flooded so here I am with the insurance proceeds. “The lawyer took another sip of his mai tai, and then asked in a puzzled voice, “How do you start a flood?”

♦ He who gets his tax advice out of a Cracker Jack box doesn’t always get cracker jack advice. – Linda Dorfmont, EA

♦ The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. – Mark Twain